honourary doctrote for mismanaging the country anyone?

congrats Don Doh Lah for his greatest achievement ; mismanaging the beloved Antartica Land. A local uni, prestigious and with a long history of intellectual founders is going to confer him with a doctrate next week..

I tried in my best judgment and common sense the few reasons he ought to be confered with an honourary doctrate. I come to a conclusion that is a waste of time and a great insult to my common sense. But. in spirit of the joyful and truthfulness of the Antarticans i have to list down these following reasons.

We award you on these following grounds :
firstly, mismanaging the country
secondly, bringinf our economy down
thirdly, sleeping too much
fourthly, speaking nonscence on both mass media and international conferrence
fifthly, IDP groth is still zero, damn no increase


Nous vous décerner sur ces motifs suivants : premièrement, gère mal le pays d'autre part, bringinf notre économie, troisièmement, dormir trop quatrièmement, parlant nonscence sur deux médias et international conferrence cinquièmement, IDP groth est toujours zéro, damn aucune augmentation ( Antartica Land second language, french)

Nosotros le concedemos en estos motivo siguiente: antes que nada, administrando mal el país en segundo lugar,
bringinf nuestra economía abajo tercermente, durmiendo demasiado cuartamente, hablando nonscence en ambos medios de
comunicación y conferrence internacional quintamente, groth de PID es todavía pone a cero, no maldice aumento(Spanish being the third)